Top Ten Things To Do At East Meck

For lack of anything better to write about, our reporters asked students around the school: “What is East Meck’s best activity?” Our editorial board has compiled these responses into the one and only comprehensive list of East Meck’s top attractions, below!

1. Explore Basement Under 300 Hall

2. Watch Free Live MMA at 400 Split

3. Try “Edible” Creation at Eagle Cafeteria

4. Climb Through Hole in Ceiling Tile

5. Attend Sole Annual Club Meeting

6. Room 101

7. Investigate Source of Smell in 700

8. Key Car Which Took Parking Spot

9. Performatively Read The Beagle to Pick Up Freshmen

10. Leave