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Pardoned Turkey Allegedly Donated Millions to Trump Campaign
The turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump allegedly had significant financial ties to his campaign,…
Steve Drye Announces “East Tech”
Principal Drye announced Monday the school would be undergoing a high-tech transformation.
Student Detained for Protesting Wrong
A student was detained this Tuesday after protesting incorrectly.
IBESS Student Learns Something
An IB Environmental Systems & Societies student reportedly learned something for the first time this…
How to Fix Monroe Road Traffic
A concerned student proposes their five-step plan to fix morning traffic on Monroe Rd.
Student Dies of Old Age in 4000 Stairwell
A student tragically perished this week after waiting over 50 years to get down from…
Plague of Locusts Descends on School
After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon…
Drye Bans All Students From East Meck
East Meck Principal Steve Drye has banned all students from entering East Meck in an…
DaBaby Cancels Performance at East Mecklenburg High
The famous rapper DaBaby canceled a performance which he was to give at East Meck.