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Drye’s Birthday — ITEMS NOT ALLOWED
CMS Superintendent Crystal Hill saw her shadow on Monday morning and declared school's cancellation for…
Crystal Hill Sees Shadow, Proclaims 6 More Weeks of Winter Break
CMS Superintendent Crystal Hill saw her shadow on Monday morning and declared school's cancellation for…
Head Beagler Fired After Taking Sixty Consecutive Sick Days
The turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump allegedly had significant financial ties to his campaign,…
Steve Drye Announces “East Tech”
Principal Drye announced Monday the school would be undergoing a high-tech transformation.
Student Detained for Protesting Wrong
A student was detained this Tuesday after protesting incorrectly.
IBESS Student Learns Something
An IB Environmental Systems & Societies student reportedly learned something for the first time this…
How to Fix Monroe Road Traffic
A concerned student proposes their five-step plan to fix morning traffic on Monroe Rd.
Student Dies of Old Age in 4000 Stairwell
A student tragically perished this week after waiting over 50 years to get down from…
Plague of Locusts Descends on School
After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon…