East Meck's power grid failed Tuesday after a surge in Bark AI usage skyrocketed demand...

Space Chancellor Steve Drye announced today that the upcoming fortnight's schedule would be utterly...

NO ITEMS ALLOWED Despite Principal Drye’s birthday today, The Beagle‘s staff wishes to remind our...

CMS Superintendent Crystal Hill saw her shadow on Monday morning and declared school's cancellation...

The Head Beagler of the beloved East Meck Beagle was fired today after taking sixty-two consecutive...

The turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump allegedly had significant financial ties to his...

Principal Drye announced Monday the school would be undergoing a high-tech transformation...

A student was detained this Tuesday after protesting incorrectly...

An IB Environmental Systems & Societies student reportedly learned something for the first time this...

A student tragically perished this week after waiting over 50 years to get down from the 4300...

After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon the school campus...

East Meck Principal Steve Drye has banned all students from entering East Meck in an astonishing...

The famous rapper DaBaby canceled a performance which he was to give at East Meck...

The administration's new phone policy has recently taken a drastic step, calling for students to...

East Meck's 2nd-year IB students were bewildered last Friday to find that all IAs would be due on...

Students were disappointed to see the sun nowhere to be found on Friday...

As football season ramps up for the East Meck Eagles, what can we expect for this year's team?...