This Tuesday, an East Meck student was escorted away from an organized anti-ICE walkout after failing to protest in the pre-approved way. 

The student violently and shockingly pranced over the football field, crushing upwards of ten blades of grass with every step.

Luckily, the dangerous protestor was quickly apprehended by administrators and escorted away from the approved protestors, allowing them to safely walk around a circle for thirty minutes.

The Beagle stands, as always, in solidarity with our great administration, and hopes this crazed individual is brought to justice; however, no action will be sufficient to bring back the hundreds of grass blades demolished by the incident.