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How to Solve Monroe Road Traffic
A concerned student proposes their five-step plan to fix morning traffic on Monroe Rd.
Student Dies of Old Age in 4000 Stairwell
A student tragically perished this week after waiting over 50 years to get down from…
Plague of Locusts Descends on School
After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon…
Drye Bans All Students From East Meck
East Meck Principal Steve Drye has banned all students from entering East Meck in an…
DaBaby Cancels Performance at East Mecklenburg High
The famous rapper DaBaby canceled a performance which he was to give at East Meck.
New Phone Policy Requires Students to Incinerate All Personal Devices
The administration's new phone policy has recently taken a drastic step, calling for students to…
All IAs Due Next Week, Say Teachers
East Meck's 2nd-year IB students were bewildered last Friday to find that all IAs would…
Sun Fails to Rise at Senior Sunrise
Students were disappointed to see the sun nowhere to be found on Friday.
What to Expect from East Meck’s Football Team This Season
As football season ramps up for the East Meck Eagles, what can we expect for…