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Plague of Locusts Descends on School

After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon the school campus...

Drye Bans All Students From East Meck

East Meck Principal Steve Drye has banned all students from entering East Meck in an astonishing...

DaBaby Cancels Performance at East Mecklenburg High

The famous rapper DaBaby canceled a performance which he was to give at East Meck...

New Phone Policy Requires Students to Incinerate All Personal Devices

The administration's new phone policy has recently taken a drastic step, calling for students to...

All IAs Due Next Week, Say Teachers

East Meck's 2nd-year IB students were bewildered last Friday to find that all IAs would be due on...

Sun Fails to Rise at Senior Sunrise

Students were disappointed to see the sun nowhere to be found on Friday...

What to Expect from East Meck’s Football Team This Season

As football season ramps up for the East Meck Eagles, what can we expect for this year's team?...