Pardoned Turkey Allegedly Donated Millions to Trump Campaign

The turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump allegedly had significant financial ties to his campaign, our journalists discovered.
Steve Drye Announces “East Tech”

Principal Drye announced Monday the school would be undergoing a high-tech transformation.
Student Detained for Protesting Wrong

A student was detained this Tuesday after protesting incorrectly.
IBESS Student Learns Something

An IB Environmental Systems & Societies student reportedly learned something for the first time this Monday.
How to Fix Monroe Road Traffic

A concerned student proposes their five-step plan to fix morning traffic on Monroe Rd.
Student Dies of Old Age in 4000 Stairwell

A student tragically perished this week after waiting over 50 years to get down from the 4300.
Plague of Locusts Descends on School

After a week of disasterous events at East Meck, a cloud of locusts descended upon the school campus on Friday.
Sun Fails to Rise at Senior Sunrise

Students were disappointed to see the sun nowhere to be found on Friday.
Students React to East Meck Open House

We interviewed students about East Meck’s 8/21 Open House.